This is an old interview taken from this
websiteI find it very funny.
Mike Patton interview - 20 Questions (2006)
Q: Best cure for a hangover?
Red Bull and horse semen
Q: Our universe: a coincidence or God’s master plan?
Neither. It is something L Ron Hubbard created. (ROFL!!)
Q: Who inspires you right now?
Sigur Ros
Q: Better MC: Chuck D or Q-Tip?
Chuck D..... or Lil Romeo
Q*: Squeeze me macaroni?
No thanks.
Q: Is the internet the new frontier for musicians?
No, it is the last frontier for wasting time and sucking the life out of an artist.
Q: What is your favorite movie of all time?
Big Momma's House 2
Q: Philosophy to live by?
Whistle while you work or Ass, grass or gas....nobody rides for free!
Q: What is sexy to you?
Danny Devito
Q: What would the manager from your first job say about you?
He was HOT!!!
Q*: Tell us about your first gig? Pathetic? Amazing?
Yes.
Q: What’s more important: girth or length?
Wait a minute! I thought size didn't matter!!!!!!
Q*: What’s your favorite personal defect?
My food addiction.
Q: Where do you go to find new music?
To my recording studio.
Q: Veggie burger with a side of steamed broccoli or meat lover’s pizza with extra meat?
Screw the Veggie burger! Gimme raw meat!!!
Q: Should the U.S. stay in Iraq or get the hell out?
We got bigger problems, like Florida!
Q: Dave Grohl once said that he never gets tired of being asked about Nirvana? How do you feel about being asked about your old bands?
That is odd. I never get asked about Nirvana. I guess people just don't care about me. I do get asked about the Foo Fighters all the time. I got asked about Scream once and Probot a couple times too. Actually I have even been asked about Queens of the Stone Age, but never Nirvana. Hmmmm.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
That is a better question for Dave Grohl.
Q: If you could be reincarnated, what would you like to come back as?
A rock star!
Q*: Would you boink Madonna?
NO!!!!!! That dude is soooo not hot.
Interview by
www.quirkee.comQuestions contributed by Carol McClendon
